Two Space Rangers are sent by the interplanetary police to hunt down dangerous aliens believed to be on Earth. Unfortunately, the pair seem to have forgotten their original mission and have become addicted to using their mind probes (fantastic head massaging tools) for the mutual pleasure that comes from reading the human mind.
Dressed in their best uniforms and cruising the country on SCABs (standard class astro buggies), which most humans mistake for beautiful 1950’s children’s bumper cars, characters create superb interactions with people of all ages.
Ron and Don, like all good East End boys, can supply anything... at the right price.
You want cars, we can get you any motor you want within 24 hours (ignore the broken glass in the footwell). Just visit the ‘in jacket’ car lot and make your choice. You want protection, we can offer the boys to get the job sorted. You need cash, we've always got work for lads who are a bit handy, and classy girls down at our club, the Twisted Knife in Shoreditch.
Always looking to turn a few bob, Ron and Don bring a bit of class and respectability to any event. If we like it we’ll make an offer (you can’t refuse) to take it over for you.
If Don can't make it for whatever dodgy reason then Donna will join Ron.